Sunday, July 22, 2007

Freak #3, rant #7

security gates beeping too much? or maybe the gate are trying to tell you something and you are not getting the message. here are a few handy phrases that i have translated:

beep - do you smell smoke?
beep beep- help! fire!
beep beep beep - liar! liar! pants on fire!

beeeep - whoa! lay off the perfume!
beep beeeep beep - go home and take a shower ...and deodorant wouldn't hurt either!
beeeep beeeep - your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
beeeep beep beeeep -

beeeeeeeeeeeeeep - no one is listening to me
beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep - come back!
beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep beep- you said that you were going to call me.
beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep - what are you looking at?

hope this handy guide helps you understand the security gates better. if you happen to know more phrases in beepish, then let me know.

1 comment:

Mama Otta said...

NEXT FREAKIN OUT DUE APRIL 08??
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