freak #3, rant #3

oh, by the way, i made a blog, and registered it. (just needed to make sure that there was a comment for every week, no matter how obvious it was that i had made a blog)

now i am finished!!!!!!

freak #9, rant 23

my review of the 23 things in quotes:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
-Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
-Putt's Law

"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with,"' the Mock Turtle replied; "and then the different branches of Arithmetic--Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision."
-Lewis Carroll

"To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's."
-Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Progress was a labyrinth . . . people plunging blindly in and then rushing wildly back, shouting that they had found it."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Every one wanted to say so much that no one said anything in particular.
-Rudyard Kipling

the official list of 17 things diana's not allowed to do any more:

diana's not allowed to:

1. use the stapler.
2. use glue.
3. tell people's fortunes.
4. walk backward all the way to work.
5. write reports on beavers.
6. dedicate reports to beavers.
7. to day that she owns beavers.
8. show joey her underpants.
9. set joey on fire.
10. walk backward all the way home from work.
11. to make ice.
12. wash hands in the dog's bowl.
13. fling cauliflower at people.
14. pretend a co-worker is a waiter/waitress
15. tell sad stories about volcanoes.
16. pretend she's been struck deaf.
17. to talk (even a little bit) about beavers.

freak #9, rant 22

i looked at the downloadable audiobooks. i had actually downloaded the hunchback of notre dame for katie when she had to read it, but with the way it was written, it was easier for her to read it. i found several books that i might listen to sometime.

freak #9, rant 21

podcast, schmodcast. don't ask me, i just felt like saying that. my favorite podcast at the moment is "the onion radio news" i like it so much, that i have the podcasts on my ipod. there is one about how president bush escapes his weekly bath.
http://www.theonion.com/content/radionews

Penn And Teller Get Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition

help the environment! ban dihydrogen monoxide! it's everywhere! Everybody's been exposed to it!!!!

freak #9 rant 20

looked at youtube. you can find just about anything on there. there's lots o' crap (figuratively and literally)

freak # 8, rant 19

i looked at the web 2.0 awards and tried sever sites from the winners.

http://www.onesentence.org/ - i submitted a sentence about seeing the daughter my friend had given up for adoption while at a kid's birthday party.

http://www.43things.com/ - i started my list of 43 things i want to do with my life.

freak #8, rant 18

it's good that Google has web-based word processing capabilities. competition for word is good, but it just lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. this post will be short and semi-sweet. i just don't have much to say at the moment.

freak #7, rant 16 & 17

weni, widi, wiki - I came to the website, I saw lots of stuff, I conquered something (maybe).

if you're looking for some stuff just for fun, wiki is great. if you need accurate information, then it is good, but i would try to find another source to back it up. you never know who entered the "facts". the person might know what they are talking about but then again, they could be completely making things up.

looked at a few favorites, and added a comment.

what is type53?

type53 is the band that i am the bass player. we have a my space page if you want to hear what we sound like.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8317891

freak #6, rant 15

well, it's amazing what we are able to do with technology. find information easier and faster than ever before. it's nice that books can be downloaded, but there is something about holding the book in your hand while you read it...plus the book doesn't need to be plugged in...it can still be read when the power goes out.

freak #6, rant 14

i explored explored technorati and found this:

freak #6, rant 13

i played around with del.icio.us and found this bundle of site for wasting time:
http://freelanceswitch.com/humour/15-web-addresses-for-wasting-time-view-at-your-own-risk/

my simpson's avatar

freak #5, rant 12

roll-y-oh! something to keep in mind to use, but that's about it. although, i did do a search on "space marines".

freak #5, rant 11

a list of some of the books that i have read and liked:

http://www.librarything.com/catalog/hollyshorty

new! for the keyboard!

keys that we really need for the computers at the circulation and information desks.

freak #4 rant 9

freak #3 rants 7 & 8

i signed up for the rss and looked around. what you might not know are the alternate meaning of rss:
raw steak sandwich
really shitty stuff
rancid skunk smell
realistic synthetic silver
rabid submerged squid

Freak #3, rant #7

security gates beeping too much? or maybe the gate are trying to tell you something and you are not getting the message. here are a few handy phrases that i have translated:

beep - do you smell smoke?
beep beep- help! fire!
beep beep beep - liar! liar! pants on fire!

beeeep - whoa! lay off the perfume!
beep beeeep beep - go home and take a shower ...and deodorant wouldn't hurt either!
beeeep beeeep - your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
beeeep beep beeeep -

beeeeeeeeeeeeeep - no one is listening to me
beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep - come back!
beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep beep- you said that you were going to call me.
beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep - what are you looking at?

hope this handy guide helps you understand the security gates better. if you happen to know more phrases in beepish, then let me know.

freak #3, rant #6

My creation
Originally uploaded by thatisfreaky

a handy guide

has this ever happened to you: a customer insists that 21 days is not 3 weeks? you would probably assume that they are crazy/stupid/mathematically challenged- or all three at the same time. however, it could be possible that they are right! 21 day might not be 3 weeks on their home planet!

here is a chart for how long a day is in earth hours:

planet day 21 days
--------- ----------- --------------------------------
Mercury 58.65 days 1231.7 days (or about 3.4 years)
Venus 243 days 5103 days (or about 14 years)
Mars 1.o26 days 21.5 days
Jupiter 9.8 hours 8.6 days
Saturn 10.2 hours 8.9 days
Uranus 17.9 hours 15.7 days
Neptune 19.1 hours 16.7 days
Pluto 6.39 days 134.2 days

i got tagged (X2)

so, i am supposed to post 8 things about myself, and since i was tagged twice, i will list 16 things:
1. my hair has been blue, green, purple, and fire engine red (not all at the same time)
2. i saw my the daughter my best friend had given up for adoption out in public (and i had only seen a handful of pictures of her)
3. i have a b.a. in visual arts (with an emphasis in photography)
4. i don't like to type capitol leters
5. i am the bass player in a band called "type53"
6. i was in a comedy improv group for a year and a half
7. my grandmother is teaching me how to use her sewing machine
8. i put bertie botts every flavor beans in rich's candy jar
9. i sometimes talk like a pirate
10. i've never read war & peace
11. i worked for the radio station at umbc when i was in college
12. i interviewed the following bands: the violent femmes, the dead milkmen, cracker
& blind melon
13. i really like the band flogging molly
14. there are 2 apple trees in my back yard
15. i am a packrat
16. i refuse to tag anybody else

freak #3; ranting #5

Break Glass in Emergency
Originally uploaded by kyber

so, it would be a very bad idea to design a library like this.
remember the old saying: "those who live in stone houses should not throw glasses" um, scratch that and reverse the stones and glasses. that's better.

freak #1; rantings 1 & 2

if it's never to late or too soon to learn things, then right now is the perfect time...no...now....

7.5 things:

1- set goals. i am excellent at setting goal. it's just that i don't exactly keep them. trust me, you don't want to see all the half finished projects that i have.
2-accept responsibility for you're own learning. do i have to? just kidding.
3- view problems as challenges. i like challenges. i like to come up with creative solutions.
4- have confidence in youself as a competent and effective learner. i'm learning how. being part of an improv group helped a lot.
5- create your own learning tool box. this is hard. i flunked industrial arts class. oh, not a literal tool box, a figurative tool box.
6- use technology to your advantage. every day.
7- tech/mentor others. very good idea.
7.5- play! this one i am the best at!

so, now it's time to learn.....no....wait.....NOW

the 3 author challenge

The challenge: take at least 3 authors who names string together to create one new "super author" and combine parts of title from the authors to create a new book.

The Gift of the Portrait of a Dubliner by O. Henry James Joyce

The Smoke Jumper Blackboard Jungle in Las Vegas by Nicholas Evans Hunter S. Thompson

putting names to things

doubleners - the people who want their books checked out and renewed at the same time. Here are some ways in which they ask for this: Can I have these for the longer period of time? Can you double renew these? Can I have the, um, you know, uh, these, um, for the more time?

instamatics -people who put their books in the book drop and then come in and are confused about why the books are not off their record yet.

touch-downers-people who place their library card on the counter even though you had put your hand out to take their card.

stop, drop, & runners -people who put their return books in the return slot at the counter even though someone is standing right there

____________-people who hold their library cards in their mouth and then hand it to you when it's their turn to have their items checked out.

____________-people who ask for you to renew their book after you have cleared it from their record.

___________- people who start talking to someone on a cell phone right in the middle of waited on at the check out counter or information desk.

___________-people who say "I just have 50 more pages to print, I'll be done in a sec."

confusedcius-people who ask "Why are the lights off? Are you closing? Since when does the library close so early?

_____________-guys who pull their library card out from somewhere inside their sweatpants.

(this is what I have so far, still trying to think up names for the ones that I left blank, suggestions welcom.)