the official list of 17 things diana's not allowed to do any more:

diana's not allowed to:

1. use the stapler.
2. use glue.
3. tell people's fortunes.
4. walk backward all the way to work.
5. write reports on beavers.
6. dedicate reports to beavers.
7. to day that she owns beavers.
8. show joey her underpants.
9. set joey on fire.
10. walk backward all the way home from work.
11. to make ice.
12. wash hands in the dog's bowl.
13. fling cauliflower at people.
14. pretend a co-worker is a waiter/waitress
15. tell sad stories about volcanoes.
16. pretend she's been struck deaf.
17. to talk (even a little bit) about beavers.